Pranav’s Blog

I had to have a routine blood test for some unmedical reasons. Thats how doctor-pathology partnership booms up. Wasn’t the first time when i approached a hospital for such fund raising champaign.

2004 - to donate platelets , was confirmed not having AIDS after all those mischiefs

2006 june- date with jaundice , I dated for 1 month.

2006 Oct - Date with chicken gunya , doctor-pathology funds raise , -ve.

2007 - satyam medical checkup for freshers , waste as i never went to satyam , nor my report.

With such a phenomenal and incessant record , i am expected to be part of unanimous procedure of sample collection . But things have changed since i last went to hospital . I have started working out on my anatomy. So adoring ones own biceps which hardly managed 1/2mm extra in yr , should not be something subliminal.

Date with nurse even when you are healthy ! So far so good.

This was the first time when i saw a sophisticated injection to collect blood sample! test tube can be inserted directly to take sample! She was ought to be working for forensic department .

‘Hold your hand tight’ , uttered the lady in sweet voice.

Now that is a sentence with context reference missing I obviously lost the procedure.

How to hold thou arms tight was floating as unanswered question in my head. Curse it to my response to stimulate that i did what i did daily after my so discussed workout . I demonstrated my 1/2mm extra than normal biceps by stretching my hand and bending it on ankle!

F*ck! am i in gym? in Hospital for blood sample don’t do this! Blood drained my face when i saw head piercing eyes on me.

‘Wrist’ she said derisively, tapping once on my palm.

<biologically , this i done to take a good view of nerves in hand>

I followed the order like a puppy patient.

Not to mention that i disappeared from the sight as soon as sample was collected , not evening querying when the report will be available.

It happens to best of us

Moral of the story: Every particular thing belongs to a particular place.

he he check this news.

Bihar ki baat bihaar isstyle mein likhi jaaye

Ye hain humre Lalu ji jinke baare mein jisi zamaane mein kaha jata tha ki ‘Jab tak rahega samose mein aalu , tab tak rahega bihar mein lalu’ . Toh nitish kumar ji ne samose ka inside stuffve change kar diya in 2007 elecson. Ab gaeya charaane aur uska chara kaand karne wale karen bhi to ka karen! Bachi hui kursi(railway) bachaane mein jutt gaye!

Ab aapko esstasion mein chaaye paani mile na mile , kullhad, dahi chaach aur litti chokha jaaruur milega! Yehi kar kar kar k to dasiyon saal bihar pe raj kiya hai. Har sabha ko sambhodit karte samay bas majaak aur haha , yehi to sunne aati thi janta.Kannect karne mein to maahir hai lalu ji, tabhi to chunaav chinh bhi bihaar k har ghar pe rakhi ‘lalten’ hai . Pragati se kisko vasta hai wahan, to baatein bhi aisi jo janta ko luubhaaye egjaample madhuri dixsit.

Ticket ka kiraaya nahi badha, janta khuss , par janta ka jaane ki tatkaal ka fees baha to usse zada aamdani hui. Har aeri gaeri gaadi ko ’super fast’ ka darja diya maane 20Rs extra on each ticket.Janta ki jeb se paisa kheencha aur janata to hawa hi nahi lagi.Advaance booking 2 mahine se badha kar 3 mahina ho gayi , maane 30days X 40k trains per day X 20 SL bogi X 72 seat X(200-600 Rs kiraya) paisa aa gaya as reserve money+3mahine ka interest. Janta ko phir hawa nahi lagi.Maal gaadi k daam badhe, prafit. Cantract basis pe maal dhoone ka prastaav for MNCs, phir prafit. Saare mineral water ban karke apna ‘neer’ becha, aise banaya jata hai prafit. ab IIM wale nahi bulayenge to ka hum aur aap ‘coffee with lalu’ khelenge!

Dher aasmaan pe chada diye gaye to blaaging pe bhi utar aaye lalu ji. Par ye bhuul gaye ki unki type janta abhi bhi lalten pe tiki hai. Net pe to sirf jage hue ghrahak hi milenge. to complain baax to khulne hi tha blaag pe

Bhaak budbak!!

Check this link from yahoo which talks about .hk .cn and .info domain being most malicious and dangerous domains to navigate through . Crap! Any news from McAfee can’t be that good to write an article upon unless one is too jobless to do so. But i guess yahoo has no other news to cover, that too sitting in India .

Theory behind parking domains is to get good deals at the cost of small investment . The rating on basis of parking also concludes that when these domains were launched , they were expected to have heavy registration . Registration lead to parking . Nobody will park a domain if they feel it will never be consumed (Demand and supply rule). These businesses are done with market survey , thus keeping up the stocks green .

Defending 19-11 % of the domain parking , survey are always done to show great figures. Even a 5th grade kid can make out that 10 item in 100 makes 10% while 10 item in 10000 make 0.1% . Percentage breeds on denominator. dot com domain being the most popular , has maximum sites flourishing on it while dot info, dot cn are nowhere to it. So if you have same amount of malicious sites on each domain , percentage is huge for domains that are least registered .

Malicious junk is a global phenomenon. It has been and will chase human interest on net as web spiders do . Internet is not a lake that any fish can spoil. World needs one more internet to kill this internet.

PS: This was an effort to keep targeted domain and its registered user(esp me) alive on net